1 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,595 Okay, so I was thinking we start with your three-year goals. 2 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,180 We work back from that to your one-year goals, 3 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,849 and then we break those down month by month. 4 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:17,684 - Is that a copy of my passport? - Yeah. 5 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,686 How did you get that? I don't even know where the real one is. 6 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:22,856 Oh, Alyssa180 has a whole file on you, already. 7 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,566 We take care of everything. 8 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:26,568 So, like, if there was a problem with your visa, 9 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:29,154 you needed to shoot in Paris, we would take care of that for you. 10 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:31,573 So then, I could just focus on fucking French guys. 11 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:34,492 Yeah, or the job that you flew there to do. 12 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,704 Okay, so I wanted to talk about your career. 13 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:40,040 - My career. - Your career! 14 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:41,249 You're in a really good place. 15 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:43,043 You know, you're like a New York "it" girl 16 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,544 but you don't wanna stay there for too long. 17 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:47,589 You don't wanna be, like, 35 posting to your Depop account. 18 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:50,008 But if you can expand into the health 19 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,302 and the fitness markets, next thing you know, 20 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,929 Erewhon smoothie, then legging collab. 21 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:59,100 Then boom, we got the Midwest, and that is when we buy houses. 22 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,477 And you could buy a house next to me, 23 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,644 and then we could build a tunnel underneath. 24 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,688 Oh, my God. Of course we're having tunnels. 25 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,190 Tallulah? 26 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:06,566 Are you serious right now? 27 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:08,777 - Paulena. What… - Who is that? 28 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,697 You thief. You stole my Balenciaga. 29 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:14,991 Why are you in LA? 30 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,077 Do the right thing. Give it back. 31 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,666 Did you just try to hit me? 32 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,544 I did not touch you, you psycho. 33 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,379 No, that's… No! 34 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,881 - Oh, my God. We don't have to yell. - Oh, my God! 35 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:31,925 - We can figure this out quietly. - What the fuck?! 36 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,094 This is supposed to be my vacation. 37 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:38,223 - Okay. - Are you out of your mind?! 38 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,350 - Go fuck yourself! - I will! 39 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,852 - With your boyfriend's cock! - No! 40 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:46,064 Have fun at tennis, you Lululemon-ass bitch! 41 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:53,905 Okay. Legging collab. 42 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,999 And then, I was like, "Go away, bitch." 43 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,960 - Like, she was scared. - She was scared of you? 44 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:10,213 She basically robbed Tallulah in broad daylight. 45 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:13,049 Well, I mean, like, I kind of robbed her first, but… 46 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,260 Yeah, doesn't give her a right to act insane. 47 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,804 Like, you guys, she was practically faking a seizure. 48 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:19,430 - Yeah. - Okay, sorry, that's illegal. 49 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,474 The only time that that would be, like, remotely acceptable 50 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,184 is if she had to, like, deboard a plane. 51 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:26,312 Ew, why is she wearing these disgusting necklaces in every photo? 52 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:27,522 - Oh, my God. - Ew! 53 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:28,982 - Are they charms? - Yeah, they're charms. 54 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,692 - Oh, my God, the charms! - Not the charms in 2025. 55 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:34,237 It's two dollars of plastic. She sells them for $500. 56 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,989 Okay, that one's kind of beautiful. 57 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:37,824 No, it's not! 58 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,284 - It's not. - They're all disgusting. 59 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:41,995 Why are they being lesbians? 60 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:44,205 I mean, they've always been super codependent. 61 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,999 There was a year in college they only called each other 62 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,208 Roger and Munchy. 63 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:52,255 Ugh, I hate inside jokes. It's like, why not me involved? 64 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:58,970 - Hi, baby! - Hey. 65 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:00,722 I had so much fun. 66 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:03,057 - Yeah? - Yeah, I love my friends. 67 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,851 - That's amazing. - I love them so much. 68 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,477 That's amazing. 69 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:09,147 - Hello. - Are you horny? 70 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,941 - Not, like, really. - Really? 71 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,985 - Yeah, I mean… - What are you reading? 72 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:19,032 It's The Rise of the Third Reich, so, not very sexy. 73 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:20,200 - Whoa. - Yeah. 74 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,035 Could you make it horny? 75 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:24,579 I mean… 76 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:27,665 Maybe. 77 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,250 We can try. 78 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,385 Maia? 79 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,471 - Yeah? - Can I have some sweatpants? 80 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,598 Oh, yeah, baby, I have a pair. You can come in. 81 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:46,935 Okay. Oh! Sorry. I could come back. 82 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,729 Oh, no, no. Come in, come in. It's fine, we're just hanging out. 83 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:51,731 - Are you sure? - Get comfy with me. 84 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:56,069 Sleepover! 85 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:59,072 Sleepover! Sleep… 86 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,995 Did you see the brief from Duracell? It's up on the grid. 87 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,372 I know, it's so weird. 88 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,250 They want someone for a Halloween campaign who can ride a bicycle? 89 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,210 What's your cadence with Tallulah been like? 90 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:16,005 You guys have like a Zoom? Like, go set up Zoom or something? 91 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:20,510 No. I mean, we're, like, best friends, 92 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,804 so it's not like a typical relationship, you know? 93 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,557 Yeah. Typical relationship, as in, 94 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,351 like, two dates and then nothing? 95 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,981 No, it's okay. I'm actually really good being single right now. 96 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,649 - I love that. - Yeah, it's really good. 97 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,276 But it must be complicated working with a friend. 98 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,860 I mean, sometimes it's annoying. 99 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,654 You know, she's, like, texting me funny shit, 100 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,572 I'm like, "Bitch, I have to work." 101 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,241 - Yeah. - I can't keep laughing, you know? 102 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:44,575 - Yeah. - Stop. 103 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:45,868 - Mm-hmm. - But I love you. 104 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,412 Yeah, that can be a lot to have them texting you 105 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,664 all the time, so I'd set the tone immediately. 106 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:52,500 It's like how I always tell guys on first dates that I want a C-section. 107 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:53,668 - Oh. - It's important to set 108 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:55,461 the boundary super early. 109 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,046 You know, make sure we're on the same page. 110 00:04:58,381 --> 00:04:59,367 Yeah. 111 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,259 And they like to know that, 'cause then I can keep it tight, 112 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:03,386 'cause down the line, they… 113 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,263 that's gonna be good for them. They like it tight. 114 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:07,724 So… 115 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:08,891 You got a text? 116 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:14,314 Mimi, oh my… You are literally bone thin. 117 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,524 I love what Corbin is doing with your body. 118 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,109 He's still doing, like, the cell-scraping stuff? 119 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:20,862 No, but it's not even about being thin for me anymore. 120 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,864 Honestly, it's about strength. 121 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:24,198 Like, I need Mimi Rush 122 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,617 to be the strongest Mimi Rush she's ever been for this tour. 123 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,077 - I love that. I love that. - Thank you. 124 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,787 - Yeah. - Genius. Mimi, by the way, 125 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,290 I forgot to tell you, Acne sent over 126 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:35,084 an extra jacket for you that's, like, way too big. 127 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,421 I don't understand, it's, like, they randomly sent my size, 128 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,006 which I'm like, I can send it back, but… 129 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,424 - Charlie. - Yes? 130 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,801 You know how I told you about my new music video? 131 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,511 We finally locked down who's gonna play my mother, 132 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,347 and that's what's really gonna tie it all together. 133 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,557 You wanna tell me? 134 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,061 Zendaya. 135 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:57,106 What? Zendaya, as your mom? 136 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,150 Wow, so there's flashbacks to when you were a baby? 137 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,194 Or like, how are you gonna work that out with… 138 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,154 - Mm, no, she's my mother. Now. - Right. 139 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:04,822 - And I'm me. Now. - Right. Right. 140 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,158 No, only because of the… 141 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,245 age that she is, ma… yeah. 142 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,122 I just think she reads maybe a little… 143 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,250 No, no, no. I think you don't understand because you don't have a brain for film. 144 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,669 I think you might have a brain for clothes, and like 145 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:19,837 being gay. 146 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,757 Gay, clothes, end of person. 147 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,718 Victoria, what did she say her favorite part was 148 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,720 of the mood board that we sent over? 149 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:31,432 So, she hasn't actually engaged. 150 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,311 - Hm? - I followed up with her and her reps. 151 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:37,397 Nothing. 152 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,817 If I may, I have heard she does this. 153 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,693 She's flaky, she's in, she's out. 154 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:46,155 She, like, you know, isn't kind of there for people. 155 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,617 Like, she, you know, people want her to be there, 156 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,286 and she's often elsewhere. 157 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,997 - Who said that? - Who… 158 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,874 Yeah, who said that? Like, what are some examples? 159 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:01,629 Oh, God. Ju… No, it's… There's so many that I've heard, that it's just… 160 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:04,507 And I'm very distracted 'cause I'm just… I'm focused 161 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,843 on these fabulous boots! 162 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,095 That we're gonna, like, make work with the look. 163 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:10,763 And, yeah, I'm gonna think on that, 164 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:13,808 and I will get back to you, 'cause it does… it is important to me. 165 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:17,145 I want you to feel that she is a bad person. 166 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,691 Oh. 167 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:24,652 Hi. I'm Alani. 168 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:28,906 My dad made that, 169 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,366 and, like, these. 170 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:35,037 Of course, Alani Marcus. Our VP of Creative Projects. 171 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,789 Yes, thank you. 172 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,125 Yeah, I'm sorry, my dad just gave me that title. 173 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:42,587 It's, like, fake. But I had a package shipped here. 174 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:47,633 Okay. 175 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,178 Oh, my God, cute. Sorry… 176 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,890 Sorry, I'm just gonna look for your foot mirror. 177 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:56,517 Oh. Oh, my God. 178 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:59,187 - I'm so sorry. Hi. - Alani? 179 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:01,481 - Yes. Yes, hi! Hi, guys! - Right. Hi! 180 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,441 Hi, sorry, we're just in the middle of a meeting. 181 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:05,485 Could I help you find something, or… 182 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,320 Oh, sorry, I did not mean to interrupt. 183 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:10,490 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Our VP of Creative Projects 184 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,283 - is always welcome. - Okay. 185 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:13,993 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Okay, thank you. 186 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:15,745 Wow, okay, well, I'll just sit down then. 187 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,997 Wow. How fun. 188 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,625 So what y'all doing? 189 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:26,964 Well, we are talking, and working on a TV show 190 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,633 that we are developing. 191 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:32,220 It's kind of like Gen Z Clueless, right? 192 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,638 - Oh. - It, it's… 193 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:37,141 It's about growing up in LA, and it's set in a private school. 194 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:41,479 Stop. I went to private school. In LA. I went to Crossroads. 195 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:42,855 I have so many amazing stories. 196 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:46,400 Do you guys wanna hear them, or do you guys not wanna hear them? 197 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,361 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 198 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:51,906 Of course, any specific stories you have about 199 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:54,492 shopping on Rodeo Drive, or your first kiss 200 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,577 - in a convertible, or… - Okay, wait, wait. 201 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,371 I had my first boyfriend in eighth grade. 202 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,081 - His name was Ryan, he was so cute. - Oh. 203 00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:01,666 Everyone was, like, so jealous of me. 204 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,545 Yeah, okay, so for our first date, we went to Katsuya Brentwood. 205 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,879 - Ooh. - And got the omakase, of course. 206 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,548 Whoa! Wow, Ryan must have been a little stud. 207 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,551 - I mean, he was. - Well, did his parents take you, or… 208 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,053 No, so Ryan drove us. I mean, he was 28. 209 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:16,138 He was a really good driver. But he was always so exhausted 210 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,390 'cause of his newborn. 211 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,644 Slob. 212 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,612 - Oh yeah. - I'm quite close. 213 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,072 - Mm-hmm. - I'm quite close. 214 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:35,241 Oh, God. Oh, I wanna hear you cum on the phone. 215 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:36,993 - Oh, my God! - Oh, shit! 216 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,369 I'm sorry! 217 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:43,207 - I'm almost done. - Okay. 218 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,669 But then, his wife, like, found our texts 219 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,129 and, like, made him move back to the East Coast 220 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,672 with her family. 221 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:54,010 And I was so sad 'cause he had to go, that my dad got me a convertible. 222 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,178 So, that's your convertible story right there. 223 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,972 But… 224 00:09:58,055 --> 00:09:59,890 - Am I boring you guys? - No. 225 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:03,728 There's just a lot to think about. 226 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,563 - Okay, yay. That's good, though. - Mm-hmm. 227 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:06,646 Okay, great. 228 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,175 Thank you. 229 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,484 - Mm-hmm. - VP, out. Thank you. 230 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,403 - Bye, guys. Yay! - Bye. 231 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,447 If the amount of merchandise she stole 232 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,324 - is over a certain amount… - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Dad, Dad. 233 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:20,286 So, extradition is when you're getting sued by another state? 234 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:23,623 No, it's when one state asks another to send you back. 235 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,125 Okay, but if you have a warrant in one state, 236 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,918 can you work in another state, or no? 237 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,338 Yeah, you're gonna be fine. 238 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,340 They won't freeze her assets just for a warrant. 239 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,966 Okay. Alright. 240 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,384 That's good. That's good. 241 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,803 Her bigger issue is keeping a job during the trial. 242 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,263 Trials drag on for years, 243 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,641 so it's important Tallulah stashes money early. 244 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,184 Wait, stashes money? 245 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,686 Her card got declined at fucking Starbucks this morning. 246 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,899 Do you remember Bob Seaglass? He's a lawyer. 247 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,359 Do you have a pen? Write this down. 248 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,027 - Are you ready? - Okay. Okay. Okay. 249 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,364 It's like I told Mimi, carbs are the enemy. 250 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,532 Oh, wait, sorry. Can you give me a second? 251 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,993 Thank God, I've been trying you… Just one second. 252 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,412 Oh, sorry, I'm dealing with this crazy Paulena shit. 253 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,664 - Because Tallulah… - No, no, no, no, no, 254 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,790 we're not talking about that right now. 255 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:06,874 - I need emergency gossip. - Okay. 256 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:09,001 Do you have anything new on Zendaya? 257 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,795 Anything at all? She's a nightmare to work with, 258 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,338 horrible, like, secretly fat? 259 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:15,007 Okay, wait. Why does this matter? 260 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:19,178 Hey, can I actually get the massage gun? I feel a cramp coming on. 261 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,974 Okay, so basically, Mimi is, like, spiraling 262 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,935 that Zendaya won't do her new music video. 263 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,062 It's like, I don't know, maybe she doesn't wanna do 264 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:30,022 a music video where she plays a 50-year-old 265 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,358 and has to be in a flapper dress on a horse. 266 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:35,778 Who even does music videos anymore? It's like, film a TikTok and move on. 267 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:39,824 No, I just… I need to get her good gossip or she's gonna fucking get a new stylist. 268 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,450 - Like, she's really lost the plot. - Ugh. 269 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,411 You guys talking Zendaya? She seems nice. 270 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:47,373 Well, she's actually not. She's a monster. This is a private conversation. 271 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,417 Well, thank you, I guess. I mean, obviously, 272 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,293 you didn't help the situation at all, 273 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,586 but you did make me realize 274 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,213 I'm gonna have to completely make something up. 275 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,798 So, for that, I thank you. 276 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,091 - Love you. - Goodbye. 277 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,634 Give it to me hardcore. 278 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,727 Oh! Baby, have you seen Tallulah? 279 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,103 I need to talk to her. 280 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,730 I have actually, yeah. She's in the bathroom. 281 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,231 - Okay. - I think she's probably cooling down 282 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:14,608 after the insanely long episode of phone sex she just had 283 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,152 - in our bedroom. - Are you serious? 284 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,446 Mm-hmm, I'm dead serious. And the guy's name is Ludwig, 285 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,364 and he lives in Malmo with his wife, 286 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,450 and he has to cum three times before it's final. 287 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,077 These are all things that I know now. 288 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:27,329 Come in. 289 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,165 Really? 290 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:31,959 Mm-hmm. 291 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,004 - Tallulah. - This razor sucks. 292 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,758 Okay, well, I'm so excited. I'll see you soon. Bye. 293 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,554 Oh, my God, Maia, I'm so happy you're here. 294 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,473 I had such a hard day. 295 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,850 Okay, dude, you cannot text me that there's a warrant, 296 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,895 - and then not reply. - I'm sorry. I was really busy. 297 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,273 Yeah, masturbating in our bedroom. That's supposed to be a nighttime thing. 298 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,775 - Sorry, well… - Tallulah! 299 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,778 Did Paulena call the police or not? I need to know about this shit. 300 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,529 No, she didn't because… 301 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,364 - Oh, my God. - Oh. Sorry. 302 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,493 'Cause I called her and I apologized. 303 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,621 - Thank God. - So now, she's just gonna come over 304 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,790 - for dinner tonight. - Wait, here? 305 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,125 Yeah, I just had to tell her that I was addicted to ketamine 306 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,169 when I was in New York, which is hilarious. 307 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,837 - Tallulah. - So, you just have to, like, 308 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,172 pretend like I'm sober. 309 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,007 What? Dylan likes to cook, right? 310 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,885 Mwah. 311 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,849 Ooh, okay! 312 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,559 I have to get drunk before she gets here. 313 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,646 I don't know why I told her I'm sober. 314 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,272 Yeah, I don't know why you told her that, either. 315 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,399 - Well… - Dylan, is there anything 316 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,360 - we can help you with? - No, not really. 317 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:41,237 It's not gonna be my best work, I usually have more time 318 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,030 to prep, you know, before I'm making dinner for four, but… 319 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,991 Thank you so much for cooking. It's really, really generous. 320 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,660 Yes, thank you for cooking. 321 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,078 What's tonight? 322 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,372 - Like, long night, short night? - No. Short night. 323 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,665 We just make her think we're all friends, 324 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,458 - and she won't call the cops, right? - Yeah. 325 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,918 - Great. - Mm-hmm, great. 326 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,212 Also, we're gonna get really amazing stories, too. 327 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,631 She's so funny, but like, not even on purpose. 328 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,675 - Great. - One time… 329 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:03,801 this guy cheated on her. 330 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,054 And she called CPS 331 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,348 and got his kids taken away. Both of them. 332 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,766 Wait, Tallulah. 333 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,144 - No, not in a bad way. - In a what way? 334 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,315 Okay, well, when she said it, it sounded funnier. 335 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,318 Now, I feel bad for the guy. 336 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,487 - Yeah, and his kids. - How old were they? 337 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,698 Four and six. 338 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:29,118 - Oh, fuck. - It's gonna be… Shh, it's gonna be fine. 339 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,661 - Okay. - Just agree with everything she says. 340 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,371 - Okay. - She's super sensitive. 341 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,581 And we love the necklaces, 342 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:34,567 - they're gorgeous. - Cool. 343 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,458 - I've been sober for six weeks. - Six weeks. 344 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,794 - Six weeks, okay. - Okay, six weeks. 345 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,552 - Hi! - Hi! Oh! 346 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,888 Look at us. We're back. 347 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,683 Oh, my God, I love your necklace. 348 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,268 Is that a little croissant? 349 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,351 - Thank you. - Whoa! 350 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,395 It's from my breakfast collection. 351 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,564 So cute! 352 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,524 I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum. 353 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,650 - Cum in me. - Cum for me. 354 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,110 - Cum in me. - Cum with me. 355 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,320 Okay. 356 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,403 Wait. 357 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,537 - That part. - That part. 358 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,497 Stupid. 359 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,381 I need to look at my phone. 360 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,467 Fuck you. 361 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,010 Very good job. 362 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,848 Do you wanna see the guy I'm going out with tonight? 363 00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,726 Yeah, more than anything. 364 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,606 - Interesting. - Is it the sideburns? 365 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,399 - It's the sideburns? - The sideburns are definitely 366 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,401 creating a vibe. 367 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,612 Unlike you, he wants to take me to dinner. 368 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,280 - Does he? - Yeah. 369 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,782 - Good. - Uh-huh. 370 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,450 Where? 371 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:54,870 Din Tai Fung. 372 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,998 - Girl. - Shut the fuck up. 373 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,375 Girl! 374 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,086 - Okay, I'm going. Are you free Saturday? - Maybe. 375 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,172 Oh, my God, this is so special, 376 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,424 - you and your friends did this for me. - Mm-hmm. 377 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,219 I hate when I have to feel mad at someone. 378 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,513 - The worst. - No, I know, and I just feel 379 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:15,849 so bad that I hurt you when I was an addict. 380 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,935 So, crazy timing you called when you did, 381 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,895 'cause I was just about to send in the police report. 382 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,230 No, I know. 383 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,982 You sent me a picture of it. 384 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,276 Learning about your addiction actually explains so much. 385 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,696 - Mm. - Now, I'm like, of course. 386 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,698 That's why you were struggling with your weight in New York. 387 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:35,452 It was going up, down, up, and then it, like, stayed up. 388 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,079 But duh! 389 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,164 - It was the ketamine. - Right. 390 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,252 Oh, no! 391 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,546 I brought all this coke. 392 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,465 And I do fly out tomorrow, 393 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,677 so it looks like we'll have to finish it all tonight! 394 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,430 None for you, Miss Rock Bottom. 395 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,598 I'll watch you guys do it. 396 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,518 That's a lot of drugs for a Tuesday. 397 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,937 It's actually more dangerous to only party on the weekends. 398 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,939 We're so boring. 399 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,899 - You should go out. - Yeah, I mean, I've got… 400 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,902 I have class mañana as well, so I can't. 401 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,363 - He's a Spanish teacher. - Say something in Spanish. 402 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,826 Eres una persona muy peligrosa. 403 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,495 - You're beautiful and smart. - So beautiful. 404 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,997 And very empathetic. 405 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,080 Incredible. 406 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,043 Thanks, you guys, it's just… 407 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,463 I feel like it's been really lonely in LA. 408 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,506 - Yeah. - Like, I'm still remodeling 409 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,759 - my apartment in New York. - Shit. 410 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:35,929 And right now, you three are like my family. 411 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,309 And earlier today, I almost got one of my family members arrested. 412 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,896 - I know. - And I still so easily could. 413 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,357 And that's, like, super tough on me. 414 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:53,405 Just one itsy-bitsy line, 415 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,990 and I'll go. 416 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,161 Yeah! 417 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,330 That's a big one. 418 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,290 Ah! Yum! 419 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,069 Wow. 420 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,627 Just do it, baby. Baby, just… 421 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,962 Yeah, okay, I'll just do a tiny little bit, just to… 422 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,923 - Yeah, perfect. - …be communal and… 423 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,466 So nice of you. 424 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,301 - Ah! My turn! - Alright. Yes. 425 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,970 - Oh, God, I've needed this. - Mm. 426 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,432 Cool if I smoke? 427 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,810 Oh, we… 428 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,812 Always when we smoke things, we smoke them outside. 429 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,522 We have a really cute patio. 430 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,857 It's supposed to rain. What are you, high? 431 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,736 Oh, my God, look at you. You are high. 432 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,031 Do your students know you like to party? 433 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,658 I'm sorry, what? 434 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:42,788 'Cause I'd be happy to email the school while I'm outside in the rain, smoking. 435 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,665 This is not… I… 436 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,333 You know what? Go ahead and smoke. 437 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,627 - I was just kidding! - Oh, okay. 438 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,004 Cocoa puff! 439 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,091 Fun! Smoking coke! 440 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,344 Oh. 441 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,930 Coke shits. One sec. 442 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,433 Oh, my God. A-team, A-team! 443 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,395 How we doing? Oh, my God, bitch. 444 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,230 You're literally glowing. What the fuck? 445 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,692 Oh! Okay! Okay, champagne! 446 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,026 What are we celebrating? 447 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,404 Zendaya has agreed to do my music video. 448 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,573 She's agreed to play my mother. 449 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,617 What? Mimi! What the fuck? 450 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,120 That's fucking amazing. Are you kidding me? 451 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,080 It's the greatest day of my life, I think. 452 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,749 Aw. So sweet. 453 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,626 Mm, but it's also the worst. 454 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,587 Oh. No. 455 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,839 It is a celebration. 456 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,424 Hell yeah, it is. 457 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,508 And… 458 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,718 and a funeral. 459 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,261 I'm so sorry, it… 460 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,514 Do you mind if I if I ask who passed… 461 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,975 - who passed on? - My stylist. 462 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,186 It turns out, he's a leaky fucking sieve. 463 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:53,150 And he went all around town talking shit about my best friend. 464 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,318 Best… Victoria? 465 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:57,070 Zendaya is my best friend. 466 00:19:57,154 --> 00:20:00,199 Corbin told me all about your little FaceTime. 467 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,202 Yeah, I was just trying to get info on how she was crazy, 468 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,329 - 'cause you told me… - Charlie, you're fired. 469 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,464 - It's Peaches. - Cool. 470 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,257 - Iconic. - Oh! Charlie. Charlie. 471 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,759 - Yeah, Mimi? - Charlie, love. 472 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,802 Is that my Acne jacket? 473 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,846 Looks like it. 474 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,431 - It does, doesn't it? - Yeah. 475 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,350 Yeah. It is. 476 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,018 - You can have that. - Thank you. 477 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,103 Which you so graciously gifted me this morning. 478 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,147 But you can just take that. 479 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,857 - Thanks. - Night-night. 480 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,901 Oh, Charlie! Before you go, 481 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,403 I think those are my trousers, too, aren't they? 482 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,239 Really? Okay. 483 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:44,117 Fab. Faboosh. I think this shirt's yours, too, right? 484 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,369 Alright. 485 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,496 Just one more thing before I go. 486 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,165 You remember the CFDAs when Margiela 487 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:54,586 didn't wanna dress you 'cause the dress didn't really look that good on you? 488 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,297 And I called Dilara, who also wasn't a big fan. 489 00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,592 But she did me a solid, 'cause she likes me. 490 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,388 You were boho. I made you cunt. 491 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,598 I made you cunt. 492 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,114 Fuck. 493 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:40,507 What? Never seen a naked gay guy in Eagle Rock before? Grow up! 494 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,887 Dylan, what's going on? What is going on? 495 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,098 I actually don't know if she's okay. I don't know what she's doing. 496 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,642 Oh, my God. You guys, it's 11 p.m. 497 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,477 I should have been asleep for, like, three hours by now. 498 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,980 - Same. Same. - And Paulena is smoking coke. 499 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,690 That makes it crack. She's smoking crack. 500 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,900 Those distinctions are pretty much just fabricated. 501 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,319 'Cause they're essentially the same thing. 502 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,820 - Just one is associated with poverty. - Keep your voice down! 503 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,155 Sorry, I'm high and I just… I know things. 504 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,573 This is really bad. 505 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,158 - When is she gonna leave? - I don't know. 506 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,118 Her whole thing is that she stays until the sunrise 507 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,037 and she breaks every mirror in the house. 508 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,747 She calls it bad luck patrol. 509 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,373 Why the fuck did you invite her over? 510 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,083 Because you told me that managers 511 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,044 take care of everything. You said that, Maia. 512 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,713 Yeah, I meant little things, like fucking TSA PreCheck! 513 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,840 - Okay, keep your voice down! - Oh, my God! 514 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,301 Okay. Okay. 515 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,220 - Okay, wait, Tallulah. - What? 516 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,972 Do you remember the thing with the subway creep? 517 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,307 The subway? 518 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,976 - Oh, my God. - Yes. 519 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,728 Oh, my God. Out-crazy the crazy. 520 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:37,522 - Out-crazy the crazy. - You're a fucking genius. 521 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,024 You're a genius. 522 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:43,445 - Roger. Roger. - Munchy. Munchy. 523 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,364 - Roger. - Munchy, Munchy! 524 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,823 - Roger. - Hey, hey! 525 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,533 - What the fuck's going on, please? - Munchy! 526 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,243 Okay, Dylan, I am so sorry for what I'm about to do… 527 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,496 Dylan! Do you want another line? 528 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:54,289 Or do I have to call the principal? 529 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,957 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 530 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,292 I need a few minutes to let this one just… 531 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,377 Dylan? 532 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,589 Are you fucking serious right now? 533 00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:05,175 - About what? - I'm standing here. 534 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,510 I just saw you do it again. 535 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,720 You're staring at her fucking tits. 536 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:10,457 Yikes. 537 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:11,932 - Yeah. - What? No. 538 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:13,517 - I am so sorry. - Oh! 539 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,560 You are gorgeous, and it's not your fault 540 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:18,730 that this creep can't keep his big dumb dick 541 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,066 - in his ugly fucking pants! - Oh, my… 542 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,652 Maia, you bought me these pants, and they're, like, normal jeans. 543 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:26,321 Maia, come on, just calm down, alright? 544 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:30,784 Tonight is not one of the nights for your jealous freak-outs, okay? 545 00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:33,036 - Oh, my God, don't even start, Tallulah. - So, just calm down. 546 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,080 - No, Tallulah. Sorry. - Calm down. 547 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,832 I know that you walked in on her masturbating, 548 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,333 - and you loved it. - Oh, my God. 549 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,001 - I did not love it. - Yeah. He did, he loved it. 550 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,837 I was disturbed. I just walked into my bedroom 551 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,880 and then I just saw her there, and I closed my eyes immediately, 552 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:45,465 - and I didn't see anything. - You did not! 553 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,426 - You did not close your eyes. - Oh, really? Is that why 554 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,219 you won't stop making nasty fucking meat sauce? 555 00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:51,721 Huh? So you can stand in the kitchen, 556 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,641 think about her masturbating, and jerk off about it? 557 00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,017 Jesus Christ! 558 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,436 Holy shit, is this normal? 559 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,396 Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 560 00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:03,984 Hey, hey, Maia, Maia, when I jerk off, I literally think about you, okay? 561 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:07,070 And then, when I do watch porn, I look for girls that look like you. 562 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,155 Come on. 563 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,534 You watch porn? 564 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,497 Things are getting bad again! 565 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,708 Dylan, show me your texts. 566 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,543 Show me your texts, or I'm gonna fucking kill myself. 567 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:23,211 Sure, Maia. Like, my passcode's 568 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,546 - literally your birthday. - Give me your phone. 569 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,089 - Yeah, of course. It's not… - I need it. 570 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,299 Maia! Maia! 571 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,468 Just when I think my life is getting back on track, 572 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:30,927 here she goes off the fucking deep end again. 573 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,512 - I can't go back to that. - Hey. 574 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:35,599 Should I kill myself on Instagram Live or TikTok Live? 575 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:37,559 - Neither of them. This is insane. - You have to pick. 576 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,561 - You have to pick. - Come on, Maia, this is crazy. 577 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,396 Which one will have more people watching? 578 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,939 - Why are you doing this? - Oh, my God. 579 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,483 - I'm gonna do it. - I'm gonna lose Maia 580 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,568 - and I'm gonna lose you. - Me? 581 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,945 Yeah, because she's gonna kill herself on the drugs that you brought. 582 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,615 - Like, hello? You're gonna go to jail. - No. 583 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:52,991 You are gonna go to jail and I'm gonna lose everyone. 584 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:54,367 - Mm-mm. Mm! - I'm gonna have no one. 585 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:55,744 - Nuh-uh. - Wait, where are you going? 586 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,120 What the fuck is that? 587 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,538 - What the fuck is a cortado? - Where are you going? 588 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,165 No, don't take that. You can leave that there. 589 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:01,416 - What are you doing? - I can't have milk! 590 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,792 You should know that. 591 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:05,086 If you actually cared about me, you know I can't have milk. 592 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,922 - Are you s… - Hey, I love you. 593 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,132 - This was so much fun. - No, no, no, don't go. 594 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,302 - I will always be here for you. - …and you fuck Tallulah? 595 00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:16,097 No, you don't have to go. No, don't go! No, don't go! Paulena! 596 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,558 - …coming twice! - Keep going! Go! 597 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,185 I hate your dick! 598 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,395 - It is broken and small. - Tiny. 599 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,773 - And tiny. - And it's tiny. 600 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:28,026 And you need to take pills to make it work. 601 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:30,278 You guys are fucking insane. 602 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,449 Yes-uh! 603 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,409 - Munchy, Munchy! - Yes! 604 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:39,204 - Roger, Roger! - Munchy, Munchy! 605 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:40,747 - Roger, Roger! - Oh! 606 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:44,834 - Oh! Oh! Whoa! - Munchy, Munchy! 607 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,336 - Oh! Oh! - Tallulah. Tallulah. 608 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,419 I'm gonna kill myself. 609 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:49,881 - Oh, my God! - I'm gonna kill myself! 610 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,174 Roger! 611 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,152 One minute, sir. 612 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,488 I'm about to make a poor addict's dreams come true. 613 00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,452 I mean, I'm shaking still, 614 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:21,663 you know, like… Like, baby, it was so real. 615 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,623 You know what? It's 'cause I did theater in high school. 616 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:24,609 - Wow. - Yeah. 617 00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:27,127 My high school was different, though. Like, the cool kids did theater. 618 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,504 - You should do acting a little bit. - You know what? 619 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,882 I think that I might be Munchy, you know? 620 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,593 Roger, Roger, Munchy, like… 621 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:37,429 He thinks he's Munchy. 622 00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:40,557 - Sorry. Sorry. - Sorry! 623 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,309 - I'm Munchy. - Munch… She's Munchy. 624 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:43,476 - Tallulah. - I don't get it at all, 625 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,560 I'm just gonna clean. 626 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,396 - He's not even a Jarvis. - A Jarvis! 627 00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:48,189 - It's okay, we'll find a name for you. - Alright. 628 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,608 It was crazy. 629 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,067 I'm happy that it happened, though. 630 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:52,777 Are you guys not happy that it happened? 631 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:56,156 Because literally, we never have to see her ever again. 632 00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:57,741 And her ugly fucking necklaces. 633 00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:59,451 - Her necklaces! - I can't believe 634 00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:01,119 we pulled that off and she believed it. 635 00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:02,787 But we had to get her the fuck out of there. 636 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,122 Oh, God! 637 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:05,707 - You're free. - It was so bad. 638 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:06,958 - You're free. - Free! 639 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,174 Go! 640 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,648 Hi, my loves. 641 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,735 So I literally hate making a video like this, 642 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,780 because you guys know I pride myself, right? 643 00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:38,156 On being a girl's girl. 644 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,076 But I don't wanna name names, 645 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,870 and I don't want you guys guessing the wrong person, 646 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:47,123 so I'm just gonna share that it's Tallulah Stiel. 647 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,418 You guys better strap in, 648 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,296 because I have a lot to say about this bitch.